Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts

Monday, 6 February 2012

NW1: Nerf War 1


Nerfing Private Ryan
The escalation: 
It began with a single shot. One whistling tube of foam, flying through the air like a dive-bombing hawk. It’s target? An innocent Matmian’s head.
*THUD* 
It had begun. Within a week, a full-scale battle could be heard coming from above the peaceful lower-living Matmians. The sky dwelling ones had started something that would eventually lead to a full-scale war. An arms race developed. But this was no cold war, this was a ‘Foam War’.
The fight:
The lower-living Matmians were out numbered and out gunned, but their spirit was strong. One brave soul took on the aggressive sky-dwellers. He did not last long.
However, single man strike teams continued to raid the sky dwellers domain. Each and every time, they were taken down. Occasionally, the sky dwellers would venture down in 3 man parties to target an individual. They began to put resources into research and development, culminating in a magnum based nerf gun. You certainly knew if you had been hit by one of them. They even started a training camp, using printouts of the faces of lower-living Matmians for target practice.
Yes, the sky dwellers were organised and equipped while at the same time, the Matmians below were embroiled in civil war – targeting each other.
Balance of power:
It eventually became clear that if the lower-living Matmians were to survive, they had to band together. The fight was on. A new weapon was brought into the fray by a well funded lower-living Matmian: a rapid firing nerf gun, bigger than anything either side had witnessed. Modded to the hilt, it struck fear into all who saw it. The balance of power began to shift. However, could the lower dwellers remain organised to take the fight to the sky dwellers and win?
Time will tell…
Disclaimer
Do not try this at home. Trained professionals were used.
No Matmians were truly injured in the nerf war.
[image manipulated from original Saving private Ryan poster]

Thursday, 22 December 2011

Santa Farty Pants - A classic game from Matmi




The Matmi Christmas games just keep on coming!

It's a Christmas disaster! Santa's sleigh has crashed and he's only just started making his rounds. How on Earth will he be finished by morning?

Hang on – what’s being thrown out of the windows? Pies and brussel sprouts!? OK, Santa knows that kids hate sprouts - but he loves them. In fact, if he eats enough pies and sprouts, he can swap the sleigh for the methane gas converter attached to his ass – and fly through the air with the greatest of ease!Ooooh – careful – what’s this? Psychotic, evil snowmen?

Who could have thought that idea up (not me). Don’t let them take a swipe at our hero! Make a dash for the sprouts, fill Santa’s Sprout-o-meter to the max and let’s make sure those presents are delivered in time!Arrow keys to move, Crtl to drop presents down the chimney and refill your sack.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Santa vs Jack - Another Christmas based Matmi game



Another festive game from Matmi’s archive….
Deliver the fancy dress costumes before the time runs out! Watch out for Jack Frost.

Our first of 2 Christmas games for 2007. This game was our second one for Joker’s Masquerade (www.joke.co.uk). Drop presents down the chimneys, delivering fancy dress costumes to all the kids. But look out for Jack Frost, he’ll pop up from time to time to give you grief! 
ENJOY!

PLAY

Sunday, 18 December 2011

Matmi New Media Ltd presents Ho Ho Ho! Yellow Snow!



Our fastest ever moving viral / advergame! At one point this game was being played 5,000 times every minute! Its a game of join the dots, but it doesn’t involve a pen. A great festive game that really got everybody talking at Christmas 2007!
With the addition of a greetings card (where you can draw in the snow and email your message to a friend) this game has become an incredibly popular game. What a great use of adolescent humour! We’re all kids at heart. I dare you not to laugh at santa’s bum!
OR get the iPhone version. Ho Ho Ho! Yellow Snow! DELUXE Edition: http://iphone.matmi.com/yellowsnow/